i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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