My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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