You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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