You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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