Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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