Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Every concussion has its silver lining
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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