And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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