That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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