Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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