yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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