How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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