I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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