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(647): View more from Ontario

fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong

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(469): View more from Texas

I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.

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(845): View more from New York

For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica

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