some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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