Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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