My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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