you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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