Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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