arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I could fuck to npr.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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