Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We are two peas in an std pod
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Someone signed my nipple.
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