I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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