what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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