i would punch a child for taco bell
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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