The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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