sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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