I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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