real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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