You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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