my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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