Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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