Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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