you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
