then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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