That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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