I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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