i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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