Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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