dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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