Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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