come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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