WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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