yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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