he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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