really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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