All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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