yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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