i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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