Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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