May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
it's like iHOP with fire
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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It all started with a game of naked twister.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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