i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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