i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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