I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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