I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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