he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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