as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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