They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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