so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
this is an emotional support booty call
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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