with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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