Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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